spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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2 days ago // 193,633 notes
I don’t broadcast every high & I don’t hide every low. I’m trying to live. I’m not trying to convince the world I have life. (via missmirandaaraee)

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ashleymichellexox:

thescienceofjohnlock:

thenerdyindividual:

Look guys, I know the challenge is for a good cause but if you live in California please don’t do it! We’re in the middle of a serious drought and all the water that you use, counts! The water you use for the challenge including the ice, is contributing to this emergency level drought! If you really feel the need to do the challenge, change it so it won’t affect our water usage! Cram a shit ton of ice cream in your mouth if you have to but PLEASE stop doing the challenge if you live in California! Spread the word! Here are some links to educate yourself. A serious one: http://nationalreport.net/ice-bucket-challenge-contributing-california-drought/ A funny yet logical one:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YAcmOuww-D8

This is a damn good point. If you live in California maybe wait till the drought is over before you do it.


Stop wasting fucking water

"wait until the drought is over" lolwe’ve been in a drought for the last ten years and we could possibly go ten more. happy fire season to me.
All the books we own, both read and unread, are the fullest expression of self we have at our disposal. … But with each passing year, and with each whimsical purchase, our libraries become more and more able to articulate who we are, whether we read the books or not. Nick Hornby - The Poysyllabic Spree (via bookporn)

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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1 week ago // 264,263 notes

if you don’t know this reference, you’re too young for my blog tbh

caseyanthonyofficial:

I love lying to my grandmother about technology that doesn’t exist like I just explained to her that people invented these machines to enter dreams and I described to her the plot of inception as if it were a news story and she doesn’t know how to use the internet so she can’t fact check me

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thaihaha:

Good morning here is a picture of da booty.
You filled me with a wild desire to know everything about life. Oscar Wilde (via basteteyes)

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onlyfitgirls:

Emily. The Crush Games